Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in front of the house and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose. who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.
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+ Series 7
+ Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache
I Found Your Moustache
+ Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
+ Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
Aired - 08 February 2010
Episode summary:
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.
Episode summary:
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.
Reviews
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Aired - 01 February 2010
Episode summary:
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Episode summary:
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Reviews
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+ Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Aired - 11 January 2010
Episode summary:
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Episode summary:
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Reviews
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Aired - 14 December 2009
Episode summary:
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Episode summary:
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Reviews
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Aired - 07 December 2009
Episode summary:
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Episode summary:
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Reviews
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Aired - 23 November 2009
Episode summary:
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Episode summary:
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Reviews
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Aired - 16 November 2009
Episode summary:
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Episode summary:
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Reviews
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Aired - 09 November 2009
Episode summary:
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Episode summary:
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Reviews
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Aired - 02 November 2009
Episode summary:
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie.
Episode summary:
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie.
Reviews
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+ Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
+ Episode 3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Aired - 05 October 2009
Episode summary:
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Episode summary:
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Reviews
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+ Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo
+ Series 6
+ Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Aired - 18 May 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Episode summary:
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
Reviews
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Aired - 11 May 2009
Episode summary:
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
Episode summary:
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
Reviews
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Aired - 04 May 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
Episode summary:
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
Reviews
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Aired - 27 April 2009
Episode summary:
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
Episode summary:
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
Reviews
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Aired - 13 April 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
Episode summary:
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
Reviews
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Aired - 30 March 2009
Episode summary:
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Episode summary:
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Reviews
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Aired - 16 March 2009
Episode summary:
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
Episode summary:
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
Reviews
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Aired - 09 March 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
Episode summary:
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
Reviews
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Aired - 02 March 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Episode summary:
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Reviews
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Aired - 09 February 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
Episode summary:
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
Reviews
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Aired - 02 February 2009
Episode summary:
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
Episode summary:
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
Reviews
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Aired - 19 January 2009
Episode summary:
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Episode summary:
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Reviews
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Aired - 12 January 2009
Episode summary:
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Episode summary:
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Reviews
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Aired - 15 December 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
Reviews
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Aired - 08 December 2008
Episode summary:
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
Episode summary:
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
Reviews
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Aired - 24 November 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Reviews
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Aired - 17 November 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
Episode summary:
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
Reviews
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Aired - 10 November 2008
Episode summary:
Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.
Episode summary:
Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.
Reviews
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Aired - 03 November 2008
Episode summary:
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
Episode summary:
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
Reviews
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Aired - 20 October 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
Reviews
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Aired - 13 October 2008
Episode summary:
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
Episode summary:
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
Reviews
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Aired - 06 October 2008
Episode summary:
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
Episode summary:
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
Reviews
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Aired - 29 September 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
Episode summary:
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
Reviews
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Aired - 22 September 2008
Episode summary:
In the Sixth Season opener, Charlie runs into an Ex-girlfriend( Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
Episode summary:
In the Sixth Season opener, Charlie runs into an Ex-girlfriend( Rena Sofer) and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
Reviews
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+ Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
Aired - 19 May 2008
Episode summary:
When Charlie meets Angie's grown-up daughter, he realizes it's not for the first time.
Episode summary:
When Charlie meets Angie's grown-up daughter, he realizes it's not for the first time.
Reviews
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Aired - 12 May 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Episode summary:
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Reviews
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Aired - 05 May 2008
Episode summary:
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode summary:
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Reviews
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Aired - 28 April 2008
Episode summary:
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode summary:
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Reviews
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Aired - 21 April 2008
Episode summary:
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode summary:
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Reviews
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Aired - 14 April 2008
Episode summary:
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode summary:
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Reviews
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Aired - 31 March 2008
Episode summary:
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode summary:
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Reviews
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Aired - 24 March 2008
Episode summary:
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Episode summary:
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Reviews
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Aired - 17 March 2008
Episode summary:
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode summary:
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Reviews
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Aired - 26 November 2007
Episode summary:
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Episode summary:
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Reviews
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Aired - 19 November 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Episode summary:
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Reviews
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Aired - 12 November 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode summary:
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Reviews
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Aired - 05 November 2007
Episode summary:
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode summary:
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Reviews
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Aired - 29 October 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode summary:
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Reviews
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Aired - 22 October 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode summary:
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Reviews
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Aired - 15 October 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode summary:
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Reviews
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Aired - 08 October 2007
Episode summary:
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Episode summary:
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Reviews
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Aired - 01 October 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode summary:
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Reviews
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Aired - 24 September 2007
Episode summary:
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode summary:
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Reviews
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+ Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
Aired - 14 May 2007
Episode summary:
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
Episode summary:
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
Reviews
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Aired - 07 May 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Episode summary:
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Reviews
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Aired - 30 April 2007
Episode summary:
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
Episode summary:
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
Reviews
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Aired - 23 April 2007
Episode summary:
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
Episode summary:
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
Reviews
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Aired - 16 April 2007
Episode summary:
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Episode summary:
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Reviews
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Aired - 09 April 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Episode summary:
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Reviews
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Aired - 19 March 2007
Episode summary:
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
Episode summary:
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
Reviews
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Aired - 26 February 2007
Episode summary:
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Episode summary:
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Reviews
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Aired - 19 February 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
Episode summary:
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
Reviews
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Aired - 12 February 2007
Episode summary:
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
Episode summary:
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
Reviews
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Aired - 05 February 2007
Episode summary:
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
Episode summary:
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
Reviews
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Aired - 22 January 2007
Episode summary:
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
Episode summary:
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
Reviews
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Aired - 08 January 2007
Episode summary:
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
Episode summary:
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
Reviews
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Aired - 11 December 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Episode summary:
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Reviews
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Aired - 27 November 2006
Episode summary:
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
Episode summary:
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
Reviews
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Aired - 20 November 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Episode summary:
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Reviews
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Aired - 13 November 2006
Episode summary:
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
Episode summary:
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
Reviews
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Aired - 06 November 2006
Episode summary:
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
Episode summary:
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
Reviews
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Aired - 23 October 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
Episode summary:
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
Reviews
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Aired - 16 October 2006
Episode summary:
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
Episode summary:
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
Reviews
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Aired - 09 October 2006
Episode summary:
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
Episode summary:
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
Reviews
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Aired - 02 October 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Reviews
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Aired - 25 September 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
Episode summary:
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
Reviews
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Aired - 18 September 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
Episode summary:
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
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+ Episode 24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Aired - 22 May 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
Episode summary:
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
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Aired - 15 May 2006
Episode summary:
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
Episode summary:
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
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Aired - 08 May 2006
Episode summary:
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
Episode summary:
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
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Aired - 01 May 2006
Episode summary:
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
Episode summary:
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
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Aired - 24 April 2006
Episode summary:
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Episode summary:
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
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Aired - 10 April 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
Episode summary:
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
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Aired - 20 March 2006
Episode summary:
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
Episode summary:
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
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Aired - 13 March 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
Episode summary:
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
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Aired - 06 March 2006
Episode summary:
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Episode summary:
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
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Aired - 27 February 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
Episode summary:
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
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Aired - 06 February 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Episode summary:
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Aired - 23 January 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Episode summary:
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
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Aired - 09 January 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Episode summary:
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
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Aired - 19 December 2005
Episode summary:
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Episode summary:
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
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Aired - 28 November 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Episode summary:
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
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Aired - 21 November 2005
Episode summary:
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
Episode summary:
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
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Aired - 14 November 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Episode summary:
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
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Aired - 07 November 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
Episode summary:
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
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Aired - 24 October 2005
Episode summary:
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Episode summary:
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
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Aired - 01 January 2006
Episode summary:
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
Episode summary:
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
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Aired - 10 October 2005
Episode summary:
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
Episode summary:
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
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Aired - 03 October 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up. Charlie then tries everything he can to
Episode summary:
Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up. Charlie then tries everything he can to
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Aired - 26 September 2005
Episode summary:
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
Episode summary:
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
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Aired - 19 September 2005
Episode summary:
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
Episode summary:
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
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+ Episode 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
Aired - 23 May 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Episode summary:
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
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Aired - 16 May 2005
Episode summary:
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
Episode summary:
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
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Aired - 09 May 2005
Episode summary:
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
Episode summary:
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
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Aired - 02 May 2005
Episode summary:
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
Episode summary:
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
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Aired - 18 April 2005
Episode summary:
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
Episode summary:
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
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Aired - 21 March 2005
Episode summary:
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
Episode summary:
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
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Aired - 07 March 2005
Episode summary:
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
Episode summary:
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
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Aired - 21 February 2005
Episode summary:
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
Episode summary:
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
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Aired - 14 February 2005
Episode summary:
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because their auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
Episode summary:
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because their auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
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Aired - 07 February 2005
Episode summary:
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Los Vegas.
Episode summary:
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Los Vegas.
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Aired - 31 January 2005
Episode summary:
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
Episode summary:
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
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Aired - 17 January 2005
Episode summary:
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.
Episode summary:
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.
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Aired - 03 January 2005
Episode summary:
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Episode summary:
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
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Aired - 13 December 2004
Episode summary:
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
Episode summary:
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
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Aired - 29 November 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.
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Aired - 22 November 2004
Episode summary:
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
Episode summary:
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
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Aired - 15 November 2004
Episode summary:
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.
Episode summary:
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.
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Aired - 08 November 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Episode summary:
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
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Aired - 25 October 2004
Episode summary:
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Episode summary:
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
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Aired - 18 October 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
Episode summary:
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
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Aired - 11 October 2004
Episode summary:
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
Episode summary:
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
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Aired - 04 October 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
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Aired - 27 September 2004
Episode summary:
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Episode summary:
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
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Aired - 20 September 2004
Episode summary:
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Episode summary:
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
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+ Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
Aired - 24 May 2004
Episode summary:
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Episode summary:
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
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Aired - 17 May 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Episode summary:
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
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Aired - 10 May 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
Episode summary:
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
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Aired - 03 May 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
Episode summary:
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
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Aired - 19 April 2004
Episode summary:
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.
Episode summary:
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.
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Aired - 22 March 2004
Episode summary:
Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Episode summary:
Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
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Aired - 01 March 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
Episode summary:
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
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Aired - 23 February 2004
Episode summary:
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Episode summary:
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
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Aired - 16 February 2004
Episode summary:
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Episode summary:
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
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Aired - 09 February 2004
Episode summary:
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
Episode summary:
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
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Aired - 02 February 2004
Episode summary:
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
Episode summary:
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
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Aired - 12 January 2004
Episode summary:
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
Episode summary:
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
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Aired - 05 January 2004
Episode summary:
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
Episode summary:
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
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Aired - 15 December 2003
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While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
Episode summary:
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
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Aired - 24 November 2003
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In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
Episode summary:
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
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Aired - 17 November 2003
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After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.
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After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.
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Aired - 10 November 2003
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Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
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Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
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Aired - 03 November 2003
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Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
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Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
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Aired - 27 October 2003
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Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighbourhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throughs her drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.
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Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighbourhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throughs her drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.
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Aired - 20 October 2003
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After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.
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After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.
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Aired - 13 October 2003
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Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.
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Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.
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Aired - 06 October 2003
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After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
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After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
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Aired - 29 September 2003
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While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a folk of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
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While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a folk of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
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Aired - 22 September 2003
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After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interuption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his ""suffocated"" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marraige. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
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After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interuption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his ""suffocated"" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marraige. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
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Aired - Air date unknown.
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In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper but due to her schedule, decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor/
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In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper but due to her schedule, decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor/
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